Score: 8

"its alright"

submission: The Last Stand.

date: May 6, 2007

I don't see what everyone is raving about... the game IS pretty cool but how the hell does anybody even get passed day three? I managed to get day one without any damage so I divided up my time in half to look for weapons and people. Nothing the 1st night, second night the stupid pistol ran out of ammo just as I killed the last zombie. ended up with like only 30 percent health to the wall. repaired about 15 percent and spent the rest of my time looking for weapons and people, again nothing. So I went into the third round with no ammo, no people and 45 percent wall. what to do? I pretty much just bent over and died.

Score: 10

"10"

submission: Gateway II

date: April 15, 2007

Are you freaking kidding me? This is EASILY the best NG flash. That was hard as hell, and I'll admit I had to use a guide. I just couldn't figure out that last chronological order thing... This took me about an hour and some change.
Major kudos to you who made this.
The puzzles weren't too hard, they provided enough of a challenge to almost make me mad a times.
The story was an A++ Not many flashes actually have a story or even a point.
Interactivity with the environment was excellent, although my only real complaint is that he KEPT getting stuck on the damn stairs.
LOL
Great job! looking forward to next one if made.

Score: 8

"ughhh"

submission: Game of Disorientation

date: February 16, 2007

can I barf now? I really do feel like I'm gonna barf now guys. Because of that, I can say that I really enjoyed being twisted and turned around like a puppet. You really did a good job in the camera angles, though it did take a while to get the hang of the different levels. Honestly I gave up after like 6 levels. It pretty much kicked my ass. More or less. lol
Good job!

Score: 7

"very funny"

submission: Windows Visa Ultimate

date: February 7, 2007

although the new operating system isnt that bad, it still does suck. MS supporters can go suck a tootsie roll for all I care. I have to support this piece of junk OS at work. IT PAINS ME TO DO SO.
OK back to the review.
It almost seemed as though it had a personality... or was that just me?
Some things although stretched a bit were still true. like the retartedly long loading screens.
BTW I have installed ultimate on my pc and very very quickly formated my HD and went back to my XP pro.

all in all it is very funny and remember people... ITS A DAMN PARODY if you don't like it don't watch it.
Don't waste your time complaining about it.
Have a nice day.

Score: 8

"awesome"

submission: Sonic Armageddon Teaser

date: January 27, 2007

This was an honest to god attempt at what could become a very great flash series.

To be honest you had me sold with the clouds in the beginning, but after the music set in, I bought the farm.
You say this is your first flash animation... I have to either call you a liar, or you have been experimenting for a while before you submitted.
Either way, I give you major props for making an actual attempt to make quality flash.
Your not going on my favs but I will be watching.
thx

Score: 4

"blah"

submission: Hitlers head 2

date: January 27, 2007

this is a perfect example of a great waste of talent.
You obviously know how to use flash, I can clearly see that in the way that you animate things. So I guess what happened here is that the story made no sense,(I guess it doesn't have to though) you could have at least spelled machine right... nitpicking sorry.
The sound was a little lacking, and left more to be desired.
All in all I give this a four, bringing this down to blam level.
I don't blam to make you mad, I blam to make sure that quality flash titles make it to the public not this crap.
thx

Score: 9

"great game but..."

submission: Drakojan Skies Aco (Full)

date: January 25, 2007

this was fantastic... but I DIED before the end.
Just as I get the bigger weapons, I was 2000 points from the arjuna!!!!
Damnit, Oh well. Try again I will.
Graphics were on the lower end, but I guess for a faster paced game lower end graphics make it run smoother.
Sound was freakin amazing especially the music.
The controls have some work to do. I found it particularly annoying to have the main fire to the V button!
Oh well, great game and I will recommend.
A+

Score: 10

"Verygood"

submission: Ida's Luck - Part 1

date: January 24, 2007

This flash sounded a fluke at first making top ten easy as it did.
So I decided to give it a try, hoping that I get to blam something today.
But, as I watched it I came to the realization that I felt like I was watching a movie. This is the level of excellence that newgrounds needs more of. Even though this IS just a flash animation, I actually felt remorse for Ida; like you wanted to see a happy ending.
1. graphics were very well drawn; only problem was limited movement.
2. sound was almost immaculate. I loved the british accent.
3. story is what made this flash.
The rest only accompany these three basics on excellence.
10/10.
I will be looking forward to the second part.

Score: 10

"OW"

submission: Attack of the Evil TV 2

date: January 10, 2007

ow ow ow my stomach still hurts from laughing so hard.
where did you find the time to make this?
I should like to kill you now, I'm just now recovering from zero in a sailor scout uniform... mustn't think about it, I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRYEDD!!!
Please people if you dont like ddr, anime, video games or otherwise please dont blam this.
I hope you know your going on my fav's list.

Score: 9

"HOLY crap!!!"

submission: We Are NativeAmericanCats

date: January 10, 2007

Well to put it simply, i thought that flash was, well, too good to be true.
One thing that i did notice ( not a bad thing by the way) is that the main characters voice sounded like one of the good guys from tankmen. Someone tell me if im right.
Graphics were well above par.
Sounds were almost immaculate with the music added on it just made it even better.
Watchability: 10 out of 10
yay for a great flash!!!